The NBA Has Suspended Their Season.

Payton Beasley, Writer and Editor

The NBA has suspended their season due to concerns about the recent “NCOIV2019”, otherwise known as the Coronavirus. The first NBA player to get the Coronavirus is Utah Jazz center Rudy Gobert, who stupidly touched all the mics at a press confrence and groaned like a idiot.

As of Tuesday afternoon, 116 thousand people have Coronavirus, with over 4 thousand people dead and more sure to be infected.

The NBA has suspended the rest of their season due to the fact that Utah Jazz center Rudy Gobert touched all the mics at a press confrence and contracted the virus there. The Thunder versus Jazz game was postponed due to the fact that Gobert contracted the Coronavirus and whenever Chris Paul (Point Guard, Thunder) went over to the Jazz bench they all told him to get away. The saddest part is that Rudy Gobert was not even at the stadium. I just find that a little absurd. The league has mandated that everyone who has played against Gobert in the past 10 days (Celtics, Cavaliers, Pistons, Raptors, and Knicks) to stay self-quarantined and stay safe. This is absolutely absurd as the NBA season was a great season and the players were superb. The Lakers were expected to be the favorites. I have a couple clips to show.

Warning: the next clip may contain explicit langauge from league superstar and Phoenix Suns SG Devin Booker.

And yeah. Thats about it. The NBA is suspended for the rest of the season, Devin Booker did not seem happy, and Rudy Gobert is a idiot. That’s about all folks, thanks for reading, have a wonderful day, and wash your hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!